Graphics Programs Reference
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Here, I went with my longstanding tradition of
naming chapter titles after a song title, movie,
or TV show, and named this chapter after a
movie. Well, sort of. Technically, this chapter
title is mostly a movie title. Okay, the “DSLR”
part isn't, but do you know how many movies
have “The Movie” in their name? Remember
Sex in the City: The Movie
or
Mama Mia: The
Movie
? And, believe it or not, there actually
is a movie titled simply,
The Movie
. I am not
making this up (although, I'm totally capable
of doing so, but in this rare case, that movie
actually does exist. However, since nobody
that any of us knows actually saw
The Movie
,
you probably aren't 100% sure that I didn't
make it up in the first place, but that's what
makes this whole thing so precarious). As it is,
these chapter intros are held together by the
thinnest thread and things really start to fall
apart if you do even 60 seconds of follow-up
research on
The Movie
, because you'd find out
that it is, in fact, only a 7-minute “movie short”
and not really a movie at all (in the sense that
a movie is long). But, one of the stars is Fiona
Foulkes and, like you, I have no idea who she
is, but there was a Princess Fiona in the movie
Shrek
, which was voiced by Cameron Diaz,
who used to date Justin Timberlake, who was
in the movie
The Social Network
, and it was
Timberlake who recommended actor/dancer
Kenny Wormald for the remake of the movie
Footloose
to play the lead role, which was
originally played by (that's right) Kevin Bacon,
which clearly supports the “Six Degrees of
Separation” that the word DSLR is from the
phrase “The Movie.” Wow, this is holding up
way better than I thought.
