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'Yes.'
He continued poring over letters and notebooks, unzipping toilet
bags, feeling the quality of my shirts, while I dangled the camera
that had been over my shoulder all this time in front of his face.
'Nikon?' he eventually said, holding the object with measurable
awe.
'Yup.'
'
Best
camera,' he stated with absolute conviction.
'Not quite.'
He then gave me another blanket-sized sheet of paper to fill out,
which had me peering for serial numbers and manufacturers' codes,
struggling to recall the place and date of purchase. Eventually his
own massive stamp came down on the form, which was then attached
to a page in my passport with a tailor's pin. What was the purpose of
this?
'You must hand in form when you exit country, also producing
camera.' India had severe import restrictions but this struck me as a
rather fallible method of ensuring I would not sell my superlative
Western camera while in India. I
was
eventually obliged to sell it, as
it happened, but the form had fallen from my passport several
months before, and no one ever questioned me about its absence
when I finally did exit the country.
With some flourish, this customs man chalked a symbol on my
case and waved me on. On to where a plate glass wall was filled with
faces pressed against it from the outside, staring in, gesticulating,
hollering mutely at us new arrivals on their planet. To leave the
airport meant passing from relative security into this mad, babbling
throng of wrecked humanity, much of it lacking limbs, noses, eyes,
teeth, and certainly any sense of decorum. But there was no turning
back now . . .
Outside a thousand voices called out. Arms, stubs, hands clutched
at my soaking sleeves:
Woh, swami! You want taxi? . . . Paise, pa? Paise?
Taxicab, taxicab . . . Best taxi, sahib, absolute best . . . Karma, pa . . . karma
. . .
Little children gazed up with woeful kohled eyes, rubbing their
tummies through shirts that looked as if they'd done a stint as
mechanic's rags before getting promoted to garments. Mayhew's
London was a welfare utopia compared to this. I allowed one man
