Cryptography Reference
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Chapter 8
Turing and Reverse
8.1 Doggie's Little Get Along
One weekend I messed with the guts of my jukebox.
I wanted to zip it up to tweet like a bird
When the wires got crossed and the records spun backward
And this is the happy voice that I heard:
Whoopee Tie Yi Yay,
The world's getting better and your love's getting strong
Whoopee Tie Yi Yay,
Your l ame dog wi l l wa l k by the end of thi s song .
The music was eerie, sublime and surreal,
Buttherewasnowalrusordevil.
The notes rang wonderfully crystalline clear
Telling us that it was all on the level:
Whoopee Tie Yi Yay
This weekend your sixty-foot yacht will be floated.
Whoopee Tie Yi Yay
The boss just called to tell you, “You're promoted.”
So after a moment I began to start thinking
What if I rewired the touch tone?
After a second of cutting and splicing, it suddenly rang.
This was voice that came from the phone:
Whoopee Tie Yi Yay
This is the Publisher's Clearing House to Tell You've Won
Whoopee Ti Yi Yay
A new car, an acre of dollars and a house in the sun.
A few minutes later my lost sweetheart called:
The guy she ran off with wasn't worth Jack.
Heworeatoupeeandthetruckwashismother's.
Now she could only beg for me back.
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