Eureka! - The Coconut Chronicles: Two Guys, One Caribbean Dream House - page 38

Now he was doubting my grasp of the language. “Look, I get your point. She's slow.”
“Yes, slow, that's better. Anyway, they put the house on the market last winter with an-
other agent and nothing happened. I heard the agent didn't try very hard. She has another
business on the side.”
“Is this by any chance Clara?”
“So you've met Clara?”
“I'm afraid so.”
“Frightening, isn't she?”
I hesitated. This wasn't a road I particularly wanted to go down.
“I don't know, she's kind of fascinating.”
“Oh, please,” he said. “She's a monster. The people who own the house you're interes-
ted in were scared of her. She kept trying to give them free yoga lessons.”
“She made us the same offer.”
“Don't do it,” he warned ominously. “She'll cripple you for life.”