Read Me - Lauren Ipsum: A Story About Computer Science and Other Improbable Things - page 36

“Are you sure you are you?”
“Well . . . yes.”
“Then that's for you,” said the daemon. “I never make a mistake of identity.”
“But how can you be sure?”
“How can you be sure you are you?”
“Because I'm right here!”
“See? It's only logical.”
“But I can't read it,” Laurie said. “What does it say?”
“How old are you, that you can't read?” said the daemon. “That's a real shame.”
“But—”
“Did you know that kids in some countries start reading when they are only 12 months old?”
“I can read—I just can't read this . It's gibberish!”