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1 Pair of lightweight shorts - rolled up woollen suit trousers for me, cut off tracksuit
bottoms for Ben
1 or 2 pairs of cotton socks - 3 pairs of ski socks each
1 or 2 pairs of lightweight longs - woollen suit trousers for me, no trousers for Ben
1 or 2 pairs of cycling shorts - rolled up woollen suit trousers for me, cut off tracksuit
bottoms for Ben
Cycle gloves - what were the other gloves for then? Evening wear? No
1 Pair of shoes - old trainers
Sunglasses - no
Reflector sash - this isn't a beauty pageant. No
Bicycle helmet - no
Tools
Pump - no
Puncture repair kit - no
Tyre levers - spoons in picnic set
Spare inner tube - no
Tyre patch or spare tyre - spare tyre? Are you serious? Where would we keep it? Only
the ones around our waists
Spare spokes - I have never broken a spoke in my life, nor do I know anyone who has.
The only reason a spoke would break is because of the weight of all of this shit
Spokes for the rear cluster side - no. What or where is the rear cluster side?
Spoke wrench - no spokes to wrench
Cluster removing tool - eh?
Chain breaker and spare chain links - why would we want to break the chain?
Spare brake and gear cables - no
Spare nuts and bolts (including rack bolts) - KP nuts, does that count?
Appropriate Allen keys - who's Allen and why would we have his keys? No
Wrenches, pliers, screw driver - No, no and no
Zip ties - what for?
Grease & lube - what is this, some sort of kinky shit?
Duct tape - I knew it! No
Small rag - that's what trousers are for
Miscellaneous
Bike lock - yes, sort of. But not one that we could actually unlock
Pocket knife with can opener - yes, in the picnic set
Small First-Aid and sewing kit - plasters
Plastic bags to wrap gear in wet weather - what gear? No
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